Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My tobacco consumption has quadrupled during unemployment. PGP

“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.