My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

Road trips with your boss.

Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.