Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.

No, I am not attending your dress-up themed party this weekend. PGP.

Just signing my life away. PGP.

Boss announced we will have a guest speaker on “how to manage millennials.” As the only millennial I offered to give the speech for half the pay and no benefits. Offer rejected. PGP.

Guy in the cube next to me got a standing desk. I feel like he’s always watching me now. PGP.

Dated my ex for five years and his parents wouldn’t let him propose because he was in grad school. He just got engaged to someone from his grad school. PGP.

Didn’t talk to a single high school friend while home for vacation. PGP.

When a networking event turns into a date. PGP.

I’ve stopped caring about having sex. PGP.