Only one in the office today because I haven’t been here long enough to burn some PTO days. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

Went on a date in my home town with a girl from high school. The bartender was my dad’s best friend and the only other couple there was my neighbors. PGP.

Trying to figure out the socially acceptable time to start drinking at the family Christmas party. PGP.

I share a computer with our intern. PGP.

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

The 40 plus dudes have absolutely no remorse about destroying a stall and then coming out and chatting you up like you didn’t hear what just happened in there. Friends noticed this where they work too. It’s a thing. PGP.

Exactly 1 person has to be physically in the office on Christmas Eve “in case of emergencies.” That person is me. PGP.

I didn’t get anything in the office Secret Santa exchange, and I don’t know who to be pissed at. PGP.

Starting just before the holidays and being expected to throw in money for gifts. PGP.

The IT Manager and the Marketing Manager are definitely involved and sit right next to me. Oh, to be 45 and divorced. PGP.

Blew a fuse with my space heater. PGP.