Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.
Stocking up on napkins and plastic utensils when the office brings in lunch. PGP
Buying life insurance is now on my radar. PGP.
Oh cool, we got new pens. PGP.
An iPhone working in an Android office…
My brain only registers the first and last five minutes of my commute. PGP
100% probability of ‘drinks and dinner’ leading to an alcohol induced bender. PGP.
Sunny during the week, rainy during the weekend. PGP.
Tired of renting but no down payment money saved.
Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning
Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning
Bonnaroo dreams. Spotify reality. PGP.