Requiring admin rights to change your background to a lion. PGP.

“You guys wanna do an office fantasy football league?” PGP.

The realization that you’ve become a lot less like Blake or Adam and a lot more like Ders. PGP.

When you start thinking about how there aren’t enough hours in the day on the way in to work. PGP.

Asking a woman on a date and remembering that you’re already dipping into your savings to pay your mortgage. PGP.

Falling asleep in the dental chair while waiting for the hygienist…with no gas involved. PGP.

Showering at the gym to save money on your water bill. PGP.

Quietly imagining all the things you would like to say to your supervisor. PGP.

Emailing someone your phone number so you don’t have to be the one to call. PGP.

The overly enthusiastic coworker. PGP.

Step 1: Check for a ring. Step 2: Approach. PGP.

Having almost nothing in the bank right after payday because rent and bills were due. PGP.