Giving up tobacco-use for lower premiums. PGP.

I have a rearview mirror on my desk. PGP.

My boss is on vacation, but I still feel like he is watching me. PGP.

Getting ready for bed as others are getting ready to go out. PGP.

Researching vacations you definitely can’t afford. PGP.

Trying to keep the the office fantasy football league a secret from that one guy nobody likes. PGP.

Hoarding napkins from Subway and Chipotle. PGP.

Eating terrible Mexican food on purpose so you have a reason to go to the restroom a minimum of 3 times after lunch. PGP.

Knowing that this is what I’ll be doing for the rest of my life gives me panic attacks. PGP.

Still hungover from Sunday night. PGP.

Buying soy milk because it lasts longer. PGP.

Calling the cable company and pretending you’re going to cancel your service just to get a discounted rate. PGP.