Best dressed in the office, shittiest car in the lot. PGP.

“Nobody likes you when you’re 23.” -Blink 182 PGP.

Immediately asking “Are y’all hiring?” when someone you meet says they like their job. PGP.

They’re cleaning out the office fridge this weekend. I know this because I’ve received three emails about it. PGP.

When the office copy machine is older than you. PGP.

Taking shots of Robitussin at my desk because I can’t afford to be sick. I literally can’t afford the cost of being sick. PGP.

Fell asleep during halftime and missed the dramatic comeback to last nights BCS National Championship Game. PGP.

Is this song bad enough to be worth one of my Pandora skips? PGP.

Being more worried about how high your gas bill is going to be rather than if you’re going to freeze to death. PGP.

Only needing your sunglasses on the weekend since you don’t see the light of day all week. PGP.

I strive to be the person that LinkedIn thinks I am. PGP.

I can’t help but saying, “Kids these days” whenever I hear about some new exciting thing that I’m too old for now. PGP.