The solo cab ride scene in Master of None hitting too close to home. PGP.

My boss is blaring “Free Bird” in his office. PGP.

My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.

Only accepting LinkedIn connections based on how hot/wealthy they look in their photo. PGP.

Not being a father, but loving most of the items on the Father’s Day gift lists in my emails. PGP.

“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

Had a dream I was at Chili’s. Woke up disappointed. PGP.

Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

Trying to sync up the gym exit with hot girl from the gym. PGP.

I can’t tell if the Michelob Ultra Weekend in Review is satire, but all my friends have recently started drinking it exclusively. PGP.