My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

Caught a glimpse of my boss’ Google search: side effects of birth control. PGP.

Updating your IRS W-4 form to “exempt” at least one pay period before the bonus check hits, then changing it back. PGP.

Boss added me on Snapchat. PGP.

Hesitant to work out or break a dry spell because you know your muscles will be sore for the next week. PGP.

Still hungover from Saturday night, at work Monday morning. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.

Just got my first raise at work in almost 2 years. I’m still laughably underpaid. PGP.

if I don’t stretch before bed my knee stiffens like concrete. PGP.

“If it’s not in Salesforce, it didn’t happen.” PGP.

Your relationship eerily mirroring that of Todd and Girl’s. PGP.

“Maybe I should tell my parents that I need the house for an hour” being thought right before my first hook up since moving back in after graduation. PGP.