Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.
Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.
Carol from HR microwaves fish every. single. day.
For a brief, wonderful moment, I completely forgot what day it was. PGP
Thinking about taking a personal finance class
Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.
Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP
Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP
Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP
Finally getting around to reading Harry Potter. PGP
Diversity classes.
Coworkers volunteering to show you pictures of their young kids in Halloween costumes. PGP.