Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.

Going into a coworker’s office for a quick meeting that quickly turns into a 10-person, private Clash of Clans session. PGP.

Got sent on a two-week business trip. Hotel doesn’t have complimentary breakfast. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

“How you doing this morning? It looks like you don’t want to be here.” -Becky from HR. PGP.

I ate a bag of Doritos for dinner last night. PGP.

$35k is a fancy way of saying “I live paycheck-to-paycheck.” PGP.

Scoping out apartments you can’t afford on Craigslist in cities you’ll never even visit. PGP.

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.