My birthday treat was adding guac to my burrito that I’m eating alone at my desk. PGP.
The coworker sitting across from my cubicle has been threatening to quit his job for months now. PGP.
Finding a significant other with good health insurance is my number one priority, because mine is awful. PGP.
There was a fight outside my apartment last night. It was between two hobos for a piece of cardboard. PGP.