Much like my dog just knows he is going to the vet, my liver and bank account know I’m going back to homecoming soon. They are not happy. PGP.
Binge eating coworkers’ kid’s halloween candy. PGP.
Counting down the days until FebruAny at Subway. PGP.
I relate more to “Seinfeld” than any other show on television. PGP.
Realizing that it’s probably time to start taking a daily multivitamin. PGP.
Calling in sick to work results in me being hyper paranoid that everyone knows I lied. Can’t decide if its really worth it. PGP.
Putting more effort and creativity into PGP submissions than my actual work. PGP.
My boyfriend still pisses the bed when he’s drunk. PGP.
My boss’s boss told me that I could leave early. My boss said I can’t leave early. PGP.
Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.
People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.
I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.