Watching Office Space. I would kill for a job at Initech. PGP.
“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” -Kevin McCallister PGP.
It should be a felony to clip your nails at work. PGP.
“Popping Addy” now means I’m taking Advil for my headaches. PGP.
Immediately asking “Are y’all hiring?” when someone you meet says they like their job. PGP.
When your 2-year work anniversary feels more like 20. PGP.
Judgmental looks after printing in color. PGP.
Putting your alarm clock on the other side of your bedroom to force you to get out of bed to hit snooze. PGP.
Asking your dad to explain your 401K for the sixth time, hoping eventually it will make sense. PGP.
The seven minutes each cigarette takes off my life are worth the seven minutes each cigarette takes off my workday. PGP.
The closest you’ve come to tapping a keg in the past two years has been replacing the water cooler in the break room. PGP.
All of the Political Science majors coming out of the woodwork the morning after the State of the Union. PGP.