Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.
Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.
My coworker spends half of lunch hour fixing his fidget spinner. PGP.
Just moved cross country and starting grad school tomorrow. The Sunday Scaries are real. PGP.
Scrolling through college memories on Timehop while avoiding work at your boring 9-5. PGP.
My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.
Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.
Every company I cold call seems to be having a meeting at the same time today. PGP.
I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.
Just found out I have to come in the Friday after Thanksgiving. Can’t wait. PGP.
“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.
My boss just put in his two weeks notice. PGP.