Work being an excuse to get away from my family during the holidays. PGP.

Gray hair streaks and acne. PGP.

My boss told me “cost of living doesn’t matter anymore” as he gave me a .5% raise this year. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I needed sunglasses. PGP.

I won’t see my first vacation day until June. PGP.

Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

There is nothing for me to do today. I don’t know why they made me come in. PGP.

Taking an early lunch to take advantage of the doorbuster specials at Jos. A. Bank. PGP.

Show me the way to go home now. I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. PGP.

I always volunteer to clean out the fridge in the break room every month so I can get some free food that may or may not have spoiled. PGP.

“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” - Charlie Brown. PGP.

My desk is directly next to the bathroom and no, it’s not because I’m the shit. PGP.

My boss’s boss told me that I could leave early. My boss said I can’t leave early. PGP.

Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.

I spent more money on my parents than they spent on me for Christmas. PGP.

Christmas music is STILL playing at the office. PGP.

Not only working, but having to come in an hour early the day after Christmas. PGP.

“We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered you remembered us.” PGP.

A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.

It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.