Deleting your fantasy football app halfway through the season out of frustration. PGP.
Discussions are just under way for our company’s big move to Microsoft Office 2008. PGP.
Unemployed, and drinking my way through my savings. PGP.
I have spreadsheets for everything. Everything. PGP.
Got asked to chip in on a birthday cake for a coworker I hate. PGP.
The office snack bins have been empty for months. PGP.
I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. PGP.
“Honey, I think I am going to stop taking the pill.” PGP.
Falling asleep on top of a pile of clothes you just washed because you’re too lazy to fold them. PGP.
Who says nothing is impossible? I do nothing all day long. PGP.
Coworker in the office next to you incessantly clearing his throat. PGP.
Pretty, poor, and proficient in Microsoft Office. PGP.