Working on Veterans Day. PGP

Drunk Linkedin profile browsing. PGP.

The follow-up to the follow-up. PGP

Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.

“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.

Coworkers assuming you’re hungover when you actually have a cold. PGP.

The amount of times I’ve heard “just wait until you have kids” is making me reconsider being a father. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

Reading Dilbert comics on my break. PGP.

Judging the TFM Halloween costume contest more on creativity than sluttiness. PGP.

My boss didn’t take me seriously when I suggested mailing coasters to bars with our company logo on them. I work in advertising. PGP.

Left to take a 20 minute dump at 9:32. Voicemail from manager at 9:33. PGP.