Everything I do is “above my paygrade.” PGP.

Work travel on your birthday. PGP.

Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

“Why did the guys in marketing get a half day?” PGP.

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. PGP.

If your name is Steve, does that automatically make you the Steve in your office? PGP.

Our office WiFi connects in the parking lot, but there’s no signal in the bathroom. PGP.

Watching “Elf” over MNF because that’s what the wife wants. PGP.

I wanted to turn out like Clark and Ellen, but I ended up like Todd and Margo. PGP.

These Cyber Monday deals aren’t that good. PGP.

I have more leftover booze than I have leftover food. So, this is how I die. PGP.

My Friendsgiving leftovers finally went bad. PGP.