When someone steals your good chair while you’re on vacay. PGP.

Mastering the art of covering up a hangover. PGP.

My standards drop a point with each birthday. PGP.

The “Who all is going?” response when someone asks you to go do something. PGP.

Appreciating that the PGP font size is bigger than TFM. PGP.

I left all my fucks at the office. PGP.

I just had some back pain while sitting completely still. No idea why. PGP.

Drinking more Diet Coke than water. PGP.

That scared feeling when someone actually messages you on Tinder. PGP.

Wanting to physically crush the guy who says he’s “crushing it.” PGP.

Thirsty Thursday always leading to FML Friday. PGP.

The babysitter cancelled. PGP.

Learning how to cook. PGP.

Skipping lunch because you have to run to the bank. PGP.

The loaner I was given by the mechanic is nicer than my car he’s repairing. PGP.

Bringing your legal pad to a meeting, and not taking a single note. PGP.

Accepting common joint pains. PGP.

Constantly having to spell your name for people. PGP.

Running one mile on the treadmill. PGP.

“Sent from iPhone.” PGP.