I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

Facebook creeping a girl before adding her on LinkedIn. PGP.

Took a week off, still worked 8hrs every day.

Second day in a row that a coworker has brought his children into the office. One of them is crying. Crying while I’m trying to work. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

Playing the how often can I use the bathroom before he boss says something game

I just finished the Sopranos finale.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Just one year out of playing D1 sports and I already have a dad body for the ages. PGP