We all just got laid off.

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP

We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

Obnoxious business word of the day: Leverage. PGP

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

After two and a half years, I’ve finally encountered someone who puts haikus in their e-mail signature.

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

“Can you check this for me?” PGP.

Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.