My mentor is hot and married. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

Trump just won my home state. PGP.

Still don’t know what GOAT means. PGP

Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

May have to give up coffee because of the Acid Reflux. PGP.

My boss isn’t letting us leave early for voting day. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP.

Year-end bonus had taxes taken out of it. PGP.