Being of so little importance that you aren’t even targeted by company-wide phishing emails. PGP.

Coworker emailed me while I was at lunch to see if I got the other email he sent me 30 minutes earlier.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

Needing an older coworker show me how to use the fax machine. PGP

My Mom hasn’t done my laundry since I was in 7th grade.

No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

Older coworker just asked if I knew were he could score weed. PGP

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

Breaking dress code boundaries all in the name of casual Friday.

When I don’t wear make-up to work, “Someone looks tired today!” PGP.