Stealing restaurant utensils. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll kill the coffee and I won’t make a new pot. Just to feel alive. PGP.

I can’t wrap my head around this guy in the coffee line being more hungover than me, but he clearly is PGP

My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.

I worked late tonight. Not because I was busy, but just because I really had nothing else to do. PGP.

Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

Someone stuck a pube to the wall above the urinal and no one has cleaned it in over a week. PGP.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

Is it a bad move for me to ask our new temp hire if she’d like to connect with me on LinkedIn? PGP.

Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.