Being thankful, not offended, when not asked to be in the wedding party. PGP

My buddy’s wedding this Saturday begins at my college teams kickoff. PGP

I’ve already been at work for an hour, and the most productive thing I’ve done was Instagram my breakfast..

#NationalDrinkBeerDay being on a Monday. PGP.

I’ve received 3 emails in the past hour reminding me we don’t have Columbus Day off.

Took 3 vacation days to work a second job.

“Hey, see the moon last night?”

Always being stuck in “second gear”.

Jordan Spieth is 10 million dollars richer and I’m struggling to save over 500 bucks a month. PGP.

Having an obvious hickey on your neck at work

Not receiving any emails for three hours and immediately thinking something must be wrong. PGP

Used a vacation day today. Spent it looking for jobs. PGP.