Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.

Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.

My team lost on MNF and everyone at work is saying “sorry”. PGP

I know who used the Keurig before me based on the cartridge that’s left behind. PGP.

I’m starting to enjoy work more than I enjoy being around my friends. PGP

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

My manager asked me to put a list together for a business trip. In other news, my happy hour crew is eating and drinking on the company card this week. PGPM

There’s a circle of hell for those who schedule 7am meetings. PGP

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.

Sitting in a pointless meeting about getting rid of pointless meetings. How is this real.