Do all the work but receive no glory

Got an email about setting up a job interview, I don’t remember what position I applied for. PGP

I’m going going to my alma mater for Homecoming this weekend. Are pre-weekend scaries a thing? PGP.

Got my first Save the Date magnet. PGP

Having more notification on my Dunkin Donuts app than on my Facebook

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.

Totaled my car and made an okcupid account in the same hour. PGP

Spending money I don’t have on things I don’t want. PGP

First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.

“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM

One week away from going full-out Patrick Bateman. PGP