Leading your bowling league in gutter balls and beers drank. PGP.

“Nice to e-meet you!”

Homecoming 2015: Drank on a empty stomach. Got hit by a car. No injuries. PGPM.

Listening to coworkers discuss their kids’ bowel movements. PGP.

Sale on lean cuisines. Boom!

I couldn’t handle Homecoming. PGP.

I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. PGP.

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

Finally getting around to reading Harry Potter. PGP

“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP

Fell asleep on the couch last night while my laundry was in the wash. I’ve been wearing wet dress socks for 4 hours at work. PGP

“Oh hey, I’m going to need you to go to (insert place with worst client) tomorrow”. PGP