The office Christmas party is on a Thursday.

Got chewed out for not responding to email over Thanksgiving and the long weekend. PGP.

Staff meeting Monday’s. PGP

Not looking forward to my coworkers ‘Dabbing’ this week. PGP

I feel like shit today. PGP.

Being the reason liquor is banned at further family holiday dinners.

Why do I continue to work here?

Got cut off at the whole foods bar.

Saw the girl of my dreams on Hinge. We didn’t match. PGP

Receiving 15 vacation days, but then having to burn 5 of them by default to cover the “company-wide shutdown” between Christmas and New Years. PGP.

Well at least there was no traffic on my commute today

Company announced we’re being acquired. Those employees who own shares doubled their investment. I own no shares and am also losing my job. PGP