New to the office. Nobody told me about casual Friday. PGP.

“Sorry for the confusion.”

In the future please….PGP

Getting excited about a new favorite podcast. PGP

The bathroom beside my cube is the “secret one” that everyone comes to take a shit in. PGP.

Felt a strange sense of pride after writing an email with the perfect amount of passive aggressive, before that response time anxiety kicked in. PGP

After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

I’ll circle back with some touch-points after the deliverables are digested and we get a feeler from management.

In the past 2 months I’ve showed up an hour late for “oil changes” and “dead car batteries” probably 4 times. PGP

Work wife put in her two weeks notice to take a job across the country. I’m legitimately upset about it. PGP.

Went to 2 weddings last Saturday. PGP

Figured out I can spend the first hour and ten minutes of my work day doing absolutely nothing and no one notices. Not sure if PGP or PGPowermove….