Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Monday. PGP.

Vending machine lunches. PGP.

My beard has grown to a NSFW length in corporate America, and I don’t care. PGPM.

Doing it for the 401K and Health Insurance

Somebody fucked with my chair.

I’ve come to only like click pens #pgp

Paper toilet seat covers. PGP.

I can never tell if my boss is joking or actually thinks I don’t do anything here. PGP.

The pressure of bringing a +1 to a company Christmas party is worse than your grandmother telling you how she’ll die before she ever gets grandkids.

Pre-gaming has become acceptable for any activity. PGP.

Clients who earn triple my salary from dividends alone. PGP.

Everyone please stop endorsing me for “social media” on LinkedIn. PGP.