The maintenance guy is way cooler than I will ever be. PGP.

Saying “Welcome to our company!” while thinking “may the Lord have mercy on your soul.” PGP.

My boss just said “well, there’s 50 hours in a work week”, even though I only get paid for 40. PGP.

It’s going to be a long road to getting back in shape. PGP.

One night of partying throwing off my sleep cycle for a solid month. PGP

Finally taking off your earbuds and realizing just how loud your music has been after hours of work and weird looks from coworkers.

I just got, “nice sweater grandpa” by an older colleague. PGP

Springsteen’s “Glory Days” becoming all too real. PGP.

Fell asleep during the triple overtime classic involving my alma mater.

This weekend is the first of possibly 6 and counting weddings I’m attending this year.

I’m trying to be more adventurous this year, so I decided to try hazelnut creamer instead of vanilla.

Just sitting around waiting to be fired. PGP