Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

The client told me they have “competing priorities.” So basically I am at the bottom of the list. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

Already hating a new job I haven’t even started yet. PGP.

Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.