I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

Realizing that “TY” or “Thx” is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a sincere “Thank you” from your boss. PGP.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.