“Heard you were a legend last night.” PGP.

No one in my office acknowledged my birthday. PGP

Walked in on one of the notoriously difficult partners in the office pooping. He now goes out of his way to be nice to me. PGPowermove.

Copenhagen taste, Longhorn budget. PGP.

College fair duty. PGP

At this point in time…

Most pro athletes are younger than me.

Not setting your away message when you’re out of the office. PGPM

Dipping pouches because I’m a pussy. PGP

I’m the office Manziel. PGP

Shattered my iPhone screen and now I’m swiping blind on Tinder. PGP.

Still sore from laser tag yesterday. PGP