My coworkers talk about their kids, I talk about CrossFit. PGPowermove

There aren’t nearly as many “illions” in my bank account as I thought there would be at this point in my life. PGP.

Everyone in the office is at Oaks drinking bourbon and betting on horses and I’m sitting here in my cube because I don’t have PTO yet. PGP.

Considered extending my cross country business trip but decided against because I have no friends there. PGP

It’s 12:42 am, I wake up in 6 hours to get ready for work. I am unsure of whether or not I’m in good enough shape to masturbate enjoyably right now. PGP

Buying pedialyte in anticipation of tomorrow morning. PGP.

I woke up feeling hungover and haven’t drank in 4 days

My friends asked me to go with them to the midnight screening of the new Captain America movie, told them it was too late. PGP.

Office building catered Panera for breakfast. PGPowerMove.

May the 4th be with you PGP

Forgot an attachment on an email yesterday, still the butt of everyone’s joke this morning. PGP

It’s only 9:30 am and I’m already hiding under my desk.