It’s not even 9 AM and some savage ha already left the toilet unflushed. PGP

Second day of orientation and one of my new coworkers is talking about professional wrestling. PGP.

By far being the youngest person at a professional development workshop. PGP.

Business trips getting harder and harder physically

Finished meal-prepping for the week. I put a box of cereal in my bag. PGP

“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.

I’m way too excited about my new travel mug.

TSA agent asked more about how my day is going than anyone in my office. PGP.

Going through the seven stages of grief because my seat doesn’t have a SkyMall. PGP.

Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.

I’m getting transferred to the office in the burbs and it’s advised that I move there so I can more easily identify with the rest of the employees. PGPM

I tweaked my shoulder in my sleep and it’s really sore today