I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

I had to choke down half a cup of cold coffee because I can’t afford to waste it.

Hoping my company hires an intern so I can have someone else who’s relatively my age to talk to. PGP

Making an effort to do as little as possible today.

Giving away all of your old Fraternity T-Shirts because you’re an “adult” now. PGP

There should be a Bumble for dog friends. PGP.

I had to pretend not to listen to an old married couple in Kohl’s arguing loudly about what size pants the husband wears. PGP.

Having a silent freak out in your cube after one too many cups of coffee. PGP.

The fly on my pants broke at the urinal this morning. PGP

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

Walked into work this morning to find I was the only one in my department who didn’t take the day off.

I got hit on by a 65-year-old man and all I could think was what a great business contact he could be. PGP.