Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP

Uber just added another decimal point to user’s passenger ratings and my fall from 4.6 to 4.56 actually upset me a bit. PGP.

Using Father’s Day sales but having no kids.

Spent 7 hours of my Saturday in the ER after throwing my back out from a cough. PGP.

Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday

I like Steph Curry’s new shoes. PGP

Bought some new pens today. Can’t wait to try them out at the office tomorrow. PGP

Coming in Monday and reading post it notes your left yourself and Friday and having no idea what they mean. PGP

Someone stole my mouse pad.

Stalking someone on Lync so you can call them as soon as they sign in. PGP.

Only 45 more years. #PGP

Going on a business trip instead of the Jimmy Buffett concert this year. PGP