Having to “get the blessing” before proceeding. PGP.

Chilling wine after work but then realizing there’s no point in drinking a glass so close to bedtime. PGP

It has rained for the last three weekends.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

My apartment doesn’t have central air. PGP.

Cute animal videos don’t cheer me up anymore. PGP.

I put a back-hook massager on my wedding registry. PGP.

Teaching summer school. PGP.

I am legitimately excited for the final primaries tomorrow. PGP

“Is there a coupon for that?” PGP

My golf score is higher than my performance review score. PGP

“Oh, I see someone got a little sun this weekend.” PGP