When hitting that long red light in the morning means losing a good spot in the fridge for your lunch. PGP.

“I need to get my steps in.” PGP.

I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.

Celebrated my 25th birthday by swapping rental cars to get rid of the under 25 surcharge. PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

On a scale of 1 -10, how obnoxious is wearing my Beats by Dre headphones in the office? PGP.

My company is blocking wifi after 9 a.m. PGP.

Betting on the jobs report. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

Just found out I have weddings on back to back days next June. Already have the scaries. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

Playing basketball on weekday nights outdoors. Referred to now as old man. PGP.