Having a favorite font. PGP.

Comparing lunches with everyone else. PGP.

“You ready for the blizzard this weekend?” PGP.

Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP.

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.

Going to bed and being genuinely excited for the first cup of coffee in the morning. PGP.

You know things are heading south when they switch to Kirkland Signature coffee for the office kitchen. PGP.

Netflix is ruining my life. PGP.

I actually had to write something down on a piece of paper. PGP.

Baby Spice turns 40 today. PGP.

Basic in front of me ordered 3 ridiculous custom coffees and paid with 3 cards. PGP.

All of my Hinge matches have expired. PGP.

I have a favorite talk radio show. PGP.

Dying a little bit inside every time I answer the “what was your dream job as a child” security question. PGP.

There should be a time limit on how many weeks after your wedding you may retain your wedding-themed profile picture. PGP.

Praying for a snow day on Friday. PGP.

New job in a new city. No clue what I’m doing and my number of friends just went from 2 to 0. PGP.

A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP.

“Buyers are liars and liars are buyers.” PGP.

Despite having a graduate degree, one of my job duties is ordering dinner for the office. PGP.