That guy that comes into your office to small talk when you have headphones in. PGP
I’m the office Manziel. PGP
Uber just added another decimal point to user’s passenger ratings and my fall from 4.6 to 4.56 actually upset me a bit. PGP.
Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.
Had my first sex related injury this weekend. PGP.
Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.
Michelob taste on a Busch budget. PGP.
The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.
I got high off of my coffee today. PGP.
My roommates are from Cleveland. PGP.
My male coworker catfished me. PGP.
I can name every “Little Women” character in today’s Google doodle. I’m a guy. PGP.