Pulled something in my shoulder after having a sneezing attack this morning. PGP.

My boss sends me emails on Saturdays. PGP.

Heard Dave Matthews on the classic rock station. PGP.

Slightly excited for my flu shot tomorrow. PGP.

When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

One of my relatives asked how my work-life balance was. My first instinct was to laugh. PGP.

Been trying for a full year to reach 500+ connections on LinkedIn. PGP.

Younger coworkers refer to me as “Grandpa” because I drive my Grandma’s old Lincoln. PGP.

Working harder, not smarter. PGP.

Getting overly excited to test out your new lumbar support at work. PGP.

Shirt was on inside out today. Nobody told me. PGP.

All of the work, none of the credit. PGP.