Getting a new shower head will absolutely be highlight of my week. PGP.

Finally replying to that recruiter on LinkedIn. PGP.

I wear my Fitbit on my right hand so that every time I shift while driving it counts as steps. PGP.

The post gameday hungover drive away from your alma mater. PGP.

Getting weird looks for wearing a suit to an unknowingly super casual startup interview. PGP.

It’s only 8 a.m., and my new cubemate has already used ‘hump day, right?’ and ‘I haven’t had my coffee yet’. PGP.

The older colleague who has zero power over you but finds cause to walk by and look disapprovingly at your computer screen at least once a day. PGP.

So what’d you think about the debate last night? PGP.

Did you watch the debate? PGP.

Hooking up with a senior in college. She constantly calls me “Old Man.” I’m one month older than her. PGP.

Everybody in the office is sick. PGP.

Waiting to board flight: facebook, twitter, Instagram, PGP, repeat. PGP.