Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

Got cutoff at the hotel bar again. PGP.

Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

“We should own a bar!” PGP

I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.