Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

Trojan taste. Durex budget. PGP.

Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP