Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.

I have drunkenly bummed hundreds of cigs in the last year. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with another candidate.” PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

“I’m going to need to speak with your supervisor.” PGP.

Wade Boggs drinking more in one flight than I can drink in a weekend. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

Didn’t wake up as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this morning. PGP.